Okay, really, how bad is murder? On a scale of 1-10? What if I make it quick and painless? They wouldn't even know something was coming. They'd just be sitting on their lazy butts, like usual, and then nothing. That's not too horrible, right? Like maybe a 5, or a 6? C'mon, gimme a 6, I think I can live with that....
The Almighty (and FURIOUS) Liz
ETA: I am so mad at this point I could literally spit nails. I'm surprised smoke isn't coming out of my ears, and my hair isn't on fire. *Liz lets loose with bestial scream*
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I'll give that six to you. Some people just need to be murdered. ha.
thank you. now, if you'll excuse me, i have an errand to run. ;)
Ummm I'd give you the 6, but ussually the gov't frowns on murder. I don't wanna see my sis in jail for life (or worse depending on the state you commited this act in). I'm gonna have to make it atleast a 7 or 8 for that reason, but other than that I'd say it's more like a 4?
Hmmm, if you make it seem like the "heat of the moment" as opposed to premeditated you get about half the jail time ;)
Oh, and when I said you were evil in the other comment, I meant it in a funny way. I can't seem to explain that better. Hmm, hopefully, you know what I mean!
got it timpani. thanks for explaining! it's so hard to get jokes to come across in type, lol!
patrick, you slay me. ;)
oh, and heat of the moment, got it. but i plan on leaving no forensic evidence behind, and having an airtight alibi....>:)
"Accidental" deaths are perfectly legal. After all, they're "accidents." No one is responsible for them. For this very same reason, "accidental" deaths rate a...wait, which direction does the scale go? Is 1 totally okay and 10 the "straight to Hell" button? Or is it the other way around? Anyway, "accidental" death counts as completely okay for the reason stated above: nobody's fault.
hi gies.
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