Why do I think it's rude when the mail truck sails on by my mailbox? I mean, I know they only do that when there's no mail to deliver, and it's nothing personal. Yet, I always feel violently excluded, like I did something wrong in the mailpeople's eyes, and are being punished for it. No mail for you today!! Mwahahahahahaaaa!!
The Almighty Liz
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I always wonder if my dog scared them away. The mail persons don't like my house so much. Of course that might be partly John's fault. ;)
lol!! oh sure, blame everything on my husband. alright, so he did send a bunch of super crazy junk mail to your house with various ridiculous names for months on end.....okay. it's his fault. :P
ROFL! I'll send you mail every day if you buy my stamps. ;P And then you won't have to feel excluded. In fact, you could even send yourself something every day. Ooh! I can even tell you how to do it for free! Write yourself a letter with your address as the return address, and some other address in the recipient address, then drop the letter off at the nearest public mail box. The postman will return it to you for insufficient postage. Do this every day, and you will get something in your mail every day.
You're welcome baby.
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