I pick my ears all the time. What's she talking about?Vance was kissing me all over my face in Sacrament meeting on Sunday, and naming the body parts and then he kissed my boob and said "I kissed your dress mommy!". I was so glad that's what he said and not something else. I still turned bright red and said "no no, don't kiss my dress!"
erik has started squeezing my boobs at any given opportunity. i have to keep reminding him that THOSE belong to MOMMY.
LOL! OK this is the kinda of stuff that inspires me to become a mom!! You can't make this stuff up. Endless opportunities for laughter...While I don't have kids I do have a pretty funny story to share.Yesterday at Church a girl I know fairly well gave one of the talks. Her parents who I also know came to hear her along with her grandpa. Her sweet, sweet grandpa is pushing 100 and he is the most joyful, heartwarming fella. However he's also very childlike...So he managed to make it through his granddaughter's talk but nearing the end of the second one he turned around and announced to the congregation that this girl was taking too long and we only had ten minutes left and there was no way we could sit through another talk. He wanted to know who's idea it was to schedule so many talks and so much singing... LOL! Funny stuff. I love old people.
and i have no idea what jonni's talking about. she trots out these insane but hilarious comments on a fairly regular basis. john and i usually just burst out laughing, but we have no idea what she means more than half the time.
let me hear an "aye" from all the ladies!
so your denying the scriptures then? you dont even know what i was going to quote. maybe i was about to expand your knoledge, but now your man hateing femanatzy self has closed your self off for the potental of a new thought. what a shame. it may have been some thing nice, but sence you "don't care" what the scripure is, you will never know if you could have gained some thing frome some one elses possible insight.
know that that sould be read with much sarcasm. i realy do have the scrip though.
Define "ownership".In a world bound by something more like Celestial or even Terrestrial laws, where consecration and cooperation are the natural state of being, words like "Ownership" and "Belonging" might mean something quite different than they mean in our world where all things live in natural competion.J
Boobs are little pieces of property that can only be borrowed by the opposite sex under strict rules, but never owned. My kids think they are handles that are used for climbing, and pillows used for a pre-naptime cuddle. My sisters think they are fun things to grab in public to watch me turn red.I can't think of any other theories I have about boobs.BOOBS!
BOOBS?!WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOOBS HERE?! I thought we were talking about kids!J
i deleted certain comments because, upon reflection, i found them inappropriate to my blog, and crass. i apologize to all who ended up viewing them before i had a chance to oust them, because if i found them offensive, i know others did too. it won't happen again, and that is everyone's only warning.
Dang, no I wasn't lurking. I've been too busy to visit any blogs the past couple of days. I just wondered what I missed out on!
holy crud! I leave for a few hours and Liz has to delete comments. I'm glad you did not delete mine, though maybe you should have. ((((shhhh e-mail them to me Liz, it's killing me not knowing what was said! ))))
this one is hard to figure out what is going on. there are to many holes in the original conversation.
bruce, i deleted comments SO you couldn't follow the conversation. duh.
Gosh ya'll I am completely lost. I was only gone for a few hours...
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