Friday, October 26, 2007

My first Post!

That's right ladies and gentlemen! The moment you have all been waiting for! I finally created my own Blog!! I'll give you a moment to wipe the tears of joy from your eyes. Blow your nose. There, ready? Here we go!
So, current events in the World of Liz. The biggest, and catalyst of this creation, is that this branch of my large and illustrious Clan finally made a modern day purchase. A camera! It was a long hard slog, but it has finally happened. So, at this juncture I will introduce you to my lovely perfect children. The first is Jonni:Jonni (pronounced Johnny) is four. Just to tell you about her a little bit, I will share my very favorite Jonni quote. Some of you already know it, but for the rest, it's well worth the read:
We were sitting at lunch, ordinary day, ordinary lunch. Jonni turns to me and says; "Mommy, if the door is so small, that only tiny frogs can get through, you can wear your sticky gloves and climb to the bigger door." What the heck do you say to that, really? I asked, "Where did that come from?" Wherein my adorable especially smart little girl replies, "It's just logical mommy." That is Jonni in a nutshell.
The next, and so far last, child is Erik. Erik is two in November, and is, in a word, hilarious. He doesn't try to be funny, he just is. He has kept me laughing since day one. And except for intelligence, he is about as opposite from his sister as two people can be. They endlessly facinate me.
Well folks, I know you are all wanting to rush to your calenders and journals to mark and record this historic and memorable event. I need to sign off; it sounds like world war III in my living room, which means one or both of my children need rescuing. Or perhaps the cat. Ta!

12 comments:

timpani76 said...

First comment! First comment! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.........

Ok, I was just wondering when in November Little Erik's b-day was. E-mail me if that is too personal

Renae said...

What a stupid blog, I don't think I'll bother to read any more of this unbearable drivel. It's worse than Vogon poetry! -jk of course- I look forward to invading your privacy.

lizS said...

yeah whatever. i know you're just jealous that i'm so much better at this than you.
love ya. *smooch*

Anonymous said...

lol, that thing that jonni said was hilarious!!! i wonder where she got that from.... lol. funny thing is.... i can hear her in my head right now saying that, lol.

jessica

Anonymous said...

hey jess! welcome, glad to have you! man oh man, three people visited already! i am giddy with excitement!
liz

Susy said...

Actually, I've heard Jonni's "quote" before. Okay, not really. You really ought to be a journalist. You turn a phrase quite well. Also, I love how much you love being a mom and how you enjoy your kids. Keep up the good work.

Karrie said...

Cool and children are simply hilarious! :) Just remember Jonni now for when she is a teenager --- you will remember that it is just Jonni being Jonni rather than something hormonal! :)

Anonymous said...

Man, all these people have already checked out your blog, if I had 7 friends maybe I would do one, too! Ha ha. Anyway, great job, pretty funny, looking forward to reading more!

VIRGINIA

hoba_chi said...

Good fun. Have fun blogging. I am too paranoid to put too much in mine. ('cause they are after me!)

Erik

Renae said...

You know, I'm totally jealous. You have 10 comments on this now. Hardly no one ever comments on my things. I know, I'm being silly, but comments really do make me smile. I hate no comments. I guess no one loves me. ~Sigh~ (Maybe I should get a life!)

Anonymous said...

TEN COMMENTS. boy do i feel loved. i think i'll post something new today. heehee! but later, i have to get ready for church.
i love everybody!
liz

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